"where are my glasses?"

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via kingsleyyy)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via funnybro)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: screenagers, via seanp0donnell)

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

(via fake-mermaid)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via trust)